Which skirt pattern should Robin use?

okay I’m having a dilemma. I need to pick my TV pattern for the skirt so I can take it home from work with me tonight, 

SO HELP ME CHOOSE!

A brief reminder of the inspiration here:

In this corner we have TV208, remember we’re just looking at the basic underskirt shape here:

And in this corner weighing in at 1lb 2oz (okay I made that up) we have TV202:

So Great and Powerful RH Crew, Which do YOU think I should use? 

(And while you at it, give me your best theory for what’s going on in the back there…)